Fucking James

Statistically speaking, there really arent that many people who I have gotten into as much shit with as this motherfucker right here. Nevermind the fact that he looks like a mental patient in this picture. I would have you know that this is the face of a GENIUS (I should know...since the cocksucker beat my score by 1 fucking point.)! So y'all better regognize!!!!! 

Cousin Cody

You really would think that either his mom or his dad would have made it on here before this kid, and yet here we are. My second cousin that really isnt my cousin at all turned out to be a cool motherfucker! Yes...you are seeing that pic correctly...he is an ECV3!!!!!!

Tracey

Every so often you meet someone that for whatever reason the two of you just hit it the fuck off and then its pretty much off to the fucking races with whatever kind of relationship the two of you are going to have. Thats what happened when I met this fucking broad right here. It was like a fucking lightning bolt went through me or something! We met on some online fuck site (I use the term “fuck” loosely) and instantly hit it off! Thats been nearly ten years ago now, and it is what has happened to our friendship in the years since that makes this thing what it is...whatever that is! LOL

Because the truth of the matter is I dont know wtf this thing we have is! I know that somehow or another this woman went from just another online contact to being one of my closest friends. Its funny...there are some things about Tracey and I that I have absolutely no doubt are true. First, I know that we love each other. I still havent got much of a clue what that means exactly, but Ive no doubt that it is love. I 100% without any doubt whatsoever know that if for some reason I found myself stuck in Minneapolis I could show up on her doorstep and have a place to stay for a few days. Im about 97% sure that within 20 minutes of first laying eyes on one another we'll both be naked and naughty.

No fucking question whatsoever!

Michelle

The truth of the matter is that anytime I need someone willing to allow me to post their big black ass or those sweet chocolate titties on my blog then this here is my number one bitch! Sexy sultry and slutty all in one wonderful package...its a good thing I never crossed paths with this ebony angel when I was in Kentucky, cause if I had then there would be a good chance I never would have come back to California at all! I mean...why would I???

That Little Black Kid

Im not really sure how I got lucky enough to name this bitch here among my pahtnaz, but Im just gonna consider myself blessed and move on with it. I realize that this is a somewhat suggestive picture I have posted and the reason for that is because Im a fucking bastard. I havent managed to get this lovely lady naked (yet) and to be honest our friendship isnt really about me getting her naked. Especially since she knows HELLA bitches that'd be willing to get naked for me and she dont mind hooking a brother up! What the bitch needs to do is hook me up with her sister...