Fucking James

Statistically speaking, there really arent that many people who I have gotten into as much shit with as this motherfucker right here. Nevermind the fact that he looks like a mental patient in this picture. I would have you know that this is the face of a GENIUS (I should know...since the cocksucker beat my score by 1 fucking point.)! So y'all better regognize!!!!! 

Cousin Cody

You really would think that either his mom or his dad would have made it on here before this kid, and yet here we are. My second cousin that really isnt my cousin at all turned out to be a cool motherfucker! Yes...you are seeing that pic correctly...he is an ECV3!!!!!!

Tracey

Every so often you meet someone that for whatever reason the two of you just hit it the fuck off and then its pretty much off to the fucking races with whatever kind of relationship the two of you are going to have. Thats what happened when I met this fucking broad right here. It was like a fucking lightning bolt went through me or something! We met on some online fuck site (I use the term “fuck” loosely) and instantly hit it off! Thats been nearly ten years ago now, and it is what has happened to our friendship in the years since that makes this thing what it is...whatever that is! LOL

Because the truth of the matter is I dont know wtf this thing we have is! I know that somehow or another this woman went from just another online contact to being one of my closest friends. Its funny...there are some things about Tracey and I that I have absolutely no doubt are true. First, I know that we love each other. I still havent got much of a clue what that means exactly, but Ive no doubt that it is love. I 100% without any doubt whatsoever know that if for some reason I found myself stuck in Minneapolis I could show up on her doorstep and have a place to stay for a few days. Im about 97% sure that within 20 minutes of first laying eyes on one another we'll both be naked and naughty.

No fucking question whatsoever!

Michelle

The truth of the matter is that anytime I need someone willing to allow me to post their big black ass or those sweet chocolate titties on my blog then this here is my number one bitch! Sexy sultry and slutty all in one wonderful package...its a good thing I never crossed paths with this ebony angel when I was in Kentucky, cause if I had then there would be a good chance I never would have come back to California at all! I mean...why would I???

That Little Black Kid

Im not really sure how I got lucky enough to name this bitch here among my pahtnaz, but Im just gonna consider myself blessed and move on with it. I realize that this is a somewhat suggestive picture I have posted and the reason for that is because Im a fucking bastard. I havent managed to get this lovely lady naked (yet) and to be honest our friendship isnt really about me getting her naked. Especially since she knows HELLA bitches that'd be willing to get naked for me and she dont mind hooking a brother up! What the bitch needs to do is hook me up with her sister...

Sinful Sindee

someone sinful this way comes, and if you are lucky then so will you! There's just no way for me to make a list of my so-called partners-in-crime that doesnt include this tasty bitch right here! Sindee and I tore up The South Bay a few years ago and made a ton of money doing it! This is the girl who taught me everything I know about escorting. Yeah...thanks for that....bitch!

Marcus

my man Mark has been coming around a long goddamn time. In fact, when Marky-Mark here first started coming around Nirvana was still making records. This nigga had so much game he had to decide whether he wanted to be a dope fiend and spend his kid's childhoods bouncing in and out of lock-up or quit the shit altogether and concentrate on raising his boys. He chose to stay home and gave up his hustle. Aint that some shit (Although, I honestly suspect that the real reason he gave up his hustle is that the motherfucker is known by sight in every Wal-Mart east of the Rockies. He didnt so much give it up as burn it up!

Christina (the one and ONLY)

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Hehehe...I love this bitch to fucking DEATH! I would jump in front of a fucking bullet for her, I swear to God! Maybe not one that had been fired out of a gun, however, but if you want to set your bullets over there on that table I will jump in front of them bad boys all friggin night long! Trust me...she knows what she is doing on this list! But seriously, me and Christina are never going to be together, because thats just not the nature of our very close friendship, but I do hope to one day live with her crazy ass for awhile. Not forever, mind you...maybe a couple of months...maybe  three or four weeks...maybe we could just go camping together or something...whatever, the bottom line is this: I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH!!!!! It doesn't hurt that she will let me see her naked, either...

Eddy

what can I say? He's my brother. He's a fucking dumbass. He's probably going to end up killing that bitch of his one of these days. He is most likely either headed back to prison or headed for the morgue. I dont have to agree with his choices in life. Thats not my job. But I do need to be here when (and if) the shit all comes crashing down around his dumb ass so he knows he not totally fucking alone. Never that...not while Im still around. 

Tosha

Fun-Size - this bitch...let me tell you about this bitch right here!!! First of all...the way she made the list was fucking brutal!!! All she did was help me convince some people that not only had she lost her virginity (her little 16yo self), but she actually lost it to none other than ME!!! ROTFFLOCAO The truth of the matter is that I reall dig this little bitch. I always have. I was even told by her dad to leave her alone! Of course, that was before she turned 18. NOW I can legally do and say anything that the two of us agrees upon, only I think she is so cute I never have the nerve to talk to her!!! LOL

Halloween 2011

Cutie-patootie

So pretty...

Stacy B

  hands down, no question about it, its not even fucking close! This girl is my best friend in the world (that Im not married to)! This bitch right here is down for me ALWAYS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH MADLY!!!!

Alex

my kid. Well...sort of. She's my kid when she fucking wants something. She's my kid when she is miserable and her mom has had enough. She's my kid when she drinks up all my fucking Pepsis. But usually? Usually she never speaks to me, only about me to her mother and she refers to me as "your husband" when she does. She is a fucking bitch, but I kind of see that as my fucking fault for not raising the kid right. Maybe I should have manned up and done something the second time the little bitch stole my porn. I just found out today that she doesnt wear any underwear. Well...maybe if when you were first hitting puberty and finally was allowed to wear sexy underwear you kept getting your thongs mixed up with your dads after every wash day then maybe you'd be a little sick of wearing chonies too, you know? Besides, anyone who knows me knows Im all for women without underwear, and Im not about to start making exceptions just cause I dont happen to want to get in them. That would be totally bogus.

Kimicumangetmesum

my heart...my soul...my very existence I owe to the most mesmerizingly beautiful woman I ever met...a picture of elegance, well-mannered and impeccably dressed....with every movement she makes she redefines what it is to be near her...she is a full-blooded Greek princess, but before you get all excited about that you should be aware that there has been some false advertising going on here...

Shawn

wtf can I say about him? One of the most stand-up, genuinely awesome guys I know. A lot of motherfuckers that be hanging around and shit think Shawn is fucking crazy. They really do act like he is just going to freak the fuck out all of the sudden. Let me tell you something...my man aint crazy. He just dont like other motherfuckers cause he be knowing wtf they be all about most of the time. It aint just him fucking up their hustle either, since he really dont give a rat's ass about you or your hustle. He dont care what you doing, just as long as you aint fucking him, fucking with him or fucking with his money. He really is way too busy trying to drop out of the trees on a motherfucker or figure out how he can hide up underneath the couch to give a fuck about YOUR hustle...know what I mean???